I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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