why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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