Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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