Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Boobs speak an international language.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
