Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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