dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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