hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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