with your own penis?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I wish you could order shots online.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
