He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Panties = found
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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