Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize