Have you finally orgasmed yet?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
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