He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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