Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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