Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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