The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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