We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
