I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
operation harelip BJ is a go
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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