you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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