I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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