She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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