Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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