But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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