I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
