If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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