I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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