he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I party with great urgency now.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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