I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My vagina is very pro this idea
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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