idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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