Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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