Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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