When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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