Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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