watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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