you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize
