So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
