Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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