wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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