But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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