so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I believe in your delicious
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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