it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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