You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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