oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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