:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
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