Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
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