Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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