that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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