Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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