I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
