According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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