11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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