I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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