I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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