Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
