How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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